Q: How do you recognize a Santa’s son in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.?
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about you?
Banta: Me too, after you leave.?
Banta: Guess what I heard in the pub? They reckon the milkman has made love to every woman in our street except one.”
Wife: I’ll bet it’s that stuck-up Rupa at number 14.?
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge said: What will you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I’ll take the money.?
The judge read the charges, then asked: Are you the defendant in this case?
No, your honor,” replied Banta, “I’ve got a lawyer to do the defendin’. I’m the person who done it.
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