Jokes Mantra

Saanta "What is the colour of the elephant?"
Friend "How does it matter?"

S "It Matters"

F "Blue"

S "I will shoot him with blue gun"

F "If it was red?"
S "I will poison him and then when he turns blue I will shoot him with blue gun"

F "If it was yellow?"
S "I will make him angry he will turn red then I will poison him and then when he turns blue I will shoot him with blue gun"

F "If it was green?"
S "I will make him sick when he turns yellow then I will make him angry he will turn red then I will poison him and then when he turns blue I will shoot him with blue gun"

F "If he was purple?"
S "Stupid have you ever seen a purple elephant?"

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